I was accosted by a teeny tiny yappy pretend dog in a stroller at the grocery store today. I was mulling over which chocolate cake mix to buy when a lady pushing a stroller walks past me and something in the stroller started BARKING at me. Now perhaps the dog was just reminding me that I'm on a diet and didn't need that brand of chocolate cake mix or any other, but that makes being barked at in the grocery store no less annoying.
What does it say about our society that:
A) We have strollers for our teeny tiny yappy pretend dogs?
B) Our teeny tiny yappy pretend dogs don't need to walk. (We're overweight and so should they be?)
or
We've bred such teen tiny, teeny tiny yappy pretend dogs, that their little legs are too short to keep up with a normal adult stride.
And
C) We can now bring our teeny tiny yappy pretend dogs in their stupid strollers into the GROCERY store!That is all.
